Wal-Mart has a special way of freaking me out, but I always have a blast there! The people are so wierd, yet ohhh soo amuzing! And We Always Get A Little Funnier and Stranger There Too.
Guy: (says to his son and wife?) Boy, take care of your momma now ya hear. Don't let anything happen to her.
Boy: (looking terrified/sad) Okay dad.
JOHN: (as we walk by) First divorce I've seen in a Wal-Mart.
(Guy Running With His Cart In The Parking Lot)
ME: I think that was my High School gym teacher. Good to see he still active.
(Kristen Get Out Of Her Moms Car In The Parking Lot, Me & John Are A Car Behind Her. FYI, We Are In The Back Parking Lot Turning Around.)
ME & JOHN: Watch out for the guy in the bushes!
KRISTEN: What?!?!
(Guy Leaves The Building With A Trash Bag, Just Stares With His Hands Up.)
ME: (Singing!) If I die young, bury me in satin. Lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in the river at dawn send me away with the words of a love song.
JOHN: No. If you die young, I'll be in mexico cause I obviously had something to do with it!
^^(P.S. I Know Half This Song In Sign Language! XD)^^
BRIANNA: (asking Wal-Mart employee) Can I have your autograph? I've never been to Disney World, and this is as close as I'm gonna get.
(The guy actually gave his autograph!)
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