We were really bored so we played the writing game, where one person starts a story (in this case, John) and he writes for a minute or two, then passes it off and so on and so forth. Well this story turned out Epic, thanks to me of course.
John (14 years), Kristen (12 years), Tiffany (19 years.)
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There once was a cow who ate to much cheese. He then became constipated and sat around for hours doing nothing but twirling his hoofs. After hours had passed, he decided to go buy peptobuismal.
The cows medicine didn't work at all so he was constipated for quite some time. He then had to go to the hospital, where he found out he, or should I say she was a pregnant cow. She had always thought she was a he.
After 6 months of pregnancy, the calf was ready to be delivered. They searched far and wide to find the best doctor in the world. Luckily, on such short notice they were able to get Chuck Norris to deliver the baby.
Chuck Norris delivered the baby to find out that she who thought she was a she, was actually a he who had kidney stones. Chuck Norris then became angry and tried to kill them, but Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee came out of nowhere to save them.
But obviously Chuck Norris won because hes a beast! And Chuck Norris killed them all with a swift kick to the neck. When he was done there was blood and guts of all the species mixed everywhere. And he started to walk away. Two onlookers were found looking on, but they were unseen to Chuck Norris. The orange haired oddly shaped kid said to the green haired kid, "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."
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