People Say Funny Things! #2

Yeah Wonderful People! Again I say, "My Family Can Say Some Random Things." All of theses quotes, really happened, and are kind of funny...or maybe its just one of those had to be there moments, either way I love it! :D

Josiah (almost 4!), Michael (11), John (14), Me/Tiffany (19), Kristen (12), Trace (uhhh, 23...I think, darn he just told me too.)


JOSIAH: "Since your daddy died, I'll be your new daddy."


JOHN: "When are the beetles coming back in style mom? Cause you sound old."


MICHAEL: "I need a cup."
ME: "Well, I need a life. Those are harder to find."
MICHAEL: "You can have my cats, she had nine."


JOSIAH: (Watching Nyan Cat) "My cat doesn't fart rainbows, and she doesn't have a poptart on her belly."


JOSIAH: (Watching nyan cat attack.) "Oh. My.Gosh. That is so cool! I would ride on one!"


TRACE: "Your kind of a blonde."
JOHN: "But, The rough draft of one."
*LATER*
ME: "I can't believe Trace called me a blonde."
JOHN: "Your more of a rough draft of a blonde."
ME: So, I'm Original! :)


ME: "Why would John Travolta choose here to live?"
JOHN: "He was born here."
ME: "What?! The cute 'GREASE' John Travolta was born in ocala?"
JOHN: "Yes."
ME: "Maybe there is still hope for the guys in Ocala."


KRISTEN: "You posted a picture of the Breakfast Burrito you made on my Instagram!"
ME: "Yes! Who liked it?!"
KRISTEN: "A 10 year old, and 2 creepy looking old men!"
ME: "It proves guys like people who can cook!"
KRISTEN: "They're OLD!"
ME: "But their guys."


JOSIAH: "I love what your making for lunch."
ME: "I love your face!"
JOSIAH: "I love your feet... Can I kiss your feet?"
ME: "Eww, No. Feet are gross."
JOSIAH: "But only you have pretty feet, I love them."


JOSIAH: "Nobodys allowed to see you go potty till your married."
ME: "Josiah, Your looking at me go potty."
JOSIAH: "No, I'm gonna make sure nobody see you go potty until your married."


JOSIAH: "How'd your daddy die?"
ME: "Cancer."
JOSIAH: "How'd he get that cancer?"
ME: "He didn't eat his vegtables."
JOSIAH: "Yeah. Thats why I always eat my vegtables, cause I don't want that Cancer. It can kill people."


JOSIAH: "I'm gonna marry my mommy."
ME: "Who am I gonna marry?"
JOSIAH: "Your daddy."
ME: "But my daddys dead, remember."
JOSIAH: "Ohh. Ummmm. Im not sure then."


JOSIAH: (bathroom curtain falls when he pulls on it.) "Oh. My. God."
(runs and closes the bathroom door, hands over his mouth staring at it.)
JOSIAH: "You know how to fix that... right?"


ME: "Josiah, are you lieing?"
JOSIAH: "No."
ME: "Siah, Liars go to the devil."
JOSIAH: "Whats bad about the devil again?"
ME: "The Devil hates Jesus and mommy. Did you lie?"
JOSIAH: "Yes."
ME: "Tell Jesus your sorry."
JOSIAH: "Sorry Jesus for lieing."


JOSIAH: "I'll be older on my birthday."