People Say Funny Things!

Funny Things That People (and Myself) Say All The Time!
Kristen (12 years old), John (14 years old), Jason (7 years old), Josiah (3 years old), Me (19 years old)!

KRISTEN:Tiff theres a spider on the wall.
ME: I know I saw it.
KRISTEN: Atleast if it bites us we could,
ME & KRISTEN (Same Time): Be like SPIDERMAN!

JOHN: "What Would You Do If Taylor Lautner Asked You On A Date?"
ME: "Say Yes!"
JOHN: "Really?"
ME: "Heck Yes! Free Food!"

ME: Josiah Pray For Me.
JOSIAH: (points his hands to me) Jesus Name, Jesus Name, Jesus Name.

JOSIAH: My Dad Has A Big Gun, But He Can't Shoot Babies

ME: (got the floss stick, stuck in my teeth.) ARHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHH! (Seconds Later) Don't Worry I Got It Out.
JOHN: I Wish I Had A Brain Like Yours.
ME: No You Don't! Everyone Likes Talking At Once!

ME: "Hey! John, Kristen! I Should Change My Facebook Name To Tiffany Tiffany!"
JOHN & KRISTEN: "What?"
ME: "Like Kelly Kelly, Only Better!"

JOHN: (Biting My Shoulder)
ME: John Stop Biting Me!
JOHN: But I'm Edwards Colon!
ME & KRISTEN & JOHN: (Awkward Silence Staring At Each Other)
ME: Did You Mean Edward Cullen?

ME: Josiah What Should I Wear?
JOSIAH: Ummm, Wear This Dress.
ME: The Dress? Why I'm Just Going To Pick Up The Kids From School.
JOSIAH: BEcause You Look Pretty In The Dress

DORA THE EXPLORER: "Gracias!"
JOSIAH: "Your Welcome."

JOSIAH: "Are you going to Heaven?"
ME: "Yes."
JOSIAH: "Good. Do you want to come to my new house, when we live in Heaven?"

ME: "Oh My Gosh Jason! Its 4!"
JASON: "No, I Dont Want Pancakes."
ME: "What?"

ME: "Josiah, Dont put those stickers on the wall or Uncle John will get mad, and you wont be allowed to come back over."
JOSIAH: "I wont be sad if im not allowed back."
ME: "Why?!?"
JOSIAH: (BIG Smile) Cause I'll still have stickers