Things You Should Know About Me.

Things You Should Know About Me.

* I like funny, boring sucks.
* Never touch my shoulder from behind me.
* Sometimes I flirt, without realizing it.
* I love bubbles.
* Never act like you know everything about me, you dont.
* Im girly, but dont under estimate me... ever.
* Fog scares me.
* I dont like people telling me what to do.
* Diasys are my favorite flower.
* Yellow, Red. and ORange are my favorite colors.
* I get along better with guys.
* Im not judgemental, about anything!
* Smilings Attractive,
* I like giving, more than getting.
* Im random.
* I dont do clingy, I feel trapped.
* Pointing my toe makes me feel like a princess and prettier.
* I love when it rains.
* Nice hairs a turn on.
* I love to read books thats far from reality.
* I live in a dream world.
* I randomly sing and dance... all the time.
* I like helping people.
* Musicals are my favorite.
* When I feel uncomfortable or scared, I blush.
* I dont make sense half the time.
* I like classical music
* Elephants are my favorite animal.
* my escape from awkward situations is going to the bathroom.
* I really like knee high socks and tights.
* smilings my favorite, and making people smile.
* I like gummy candy and sour candy.
* Tiffanys awesome, nuff said!

12 Things To Do In 2012

12 things Im Going To Do In 2012!

1. Every Month Im Going To Do Something New.
2. Once A Month Im Going To Go Somewhere I've Never Been.
3. Join The Gym, Zumba, Kickboxing.
4. Run A Marathon.
5. Enter 12 Contests A Month.
6. Every Month Im Going To Do A BIG PROJECT.
7. Take A Picture Every Day.
8. Make 1 Different Pie Every Month.
9. Tell Someone Everything About Me.
10. Every Month Write A Song, and A Poem.
11. Go Back To School.
12. Save Up For A BIG TRIP.

Your Face, Reminds Me Of Peanut Butter.

Tiffany Marie Evans. Mwahaha!

Who were you with last night?
I Was At Works, Soooo... Work Peoples. lol

What woke you up this morning?
The Need To Pee. :p

Where are you?
Dining Room.

Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
Sure, I Hope Everydays A Good Day. But Since Im Off.
It'll Be Amazing.

Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
No. and No.

When's the last time you cried?
Not Sure.

The PAST 

Ever thrown up in public?
Yes! At Sonnys.

Passed out because of alcohol?
Nope.

What's on your mind RIGHT NOW?
What I'm Gonna Do... About... Stuff. lol :)

The FUTURE

Would you take a bullet for anyone?
idk Maybe... Probably.

Where would you like to live?
Here. Well... I Would Love To Leave Here,
But I Guess Floridas Gonna Have to Do.

What kind of house would you like?
A House, Not To Small and Not To Big.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A Teacher... No A Nurse. I Dont Know.

Where do you see yourself in years?
Well, In 5 I Hope To Be Finishing Or Finished With School,
And Getting That Part Of My Life Started.... Then I'll Think
About The Rest, Husbanding It Up And All That Jazz.


Who was the last person that left you a comment?
Mr. Billy Day! My Manny! :)
I Love That Man, My Second Daddy.

Are you good friends with this person?
I Guess. lol :)

How often do you log in to facebook?
Maybe Like 2 or 3 Times A Day... It All Depends.

IN GENERAL

Do you like candy necklaces?:
I Would Get A Couple For My Birthday Every Year,
And Wear Them To School. From Like Middle School Till
The End.

When's the last time you fell or ran into something?
Ha. Hard To Say. I Run Into Things Constantly!
OMG! Last Night I Ran Into The Metal Prep Table At Work,
IT Hurt SOOOOOOOOOOOO Bad!

Do you still go trick or treating?
Heck Yes! No Not Really, I Take My Cousins Candy!

What was the last thing you ate?
Sour Cream & Onion Chips! Yummm.

Are you a fast typer?
Chyessssssss!


About how many people have you driven with?
Tons.. lol


Whats your favorite type of soda?
Coke, Mountain Dew, Pepsi, ORange Soda!

Have you ever moved?
To Many Times.

Have you ever won an award?
Oh Yeah! For Cheerleading, and School.

How many times have you eaten sushi?
Never. I Wanta Try It Though.


Whats a word or phrase that you love?
'She's beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won'
-a midsummer nights dream<3


When were you the saddest in your whole life?
Geez, Tooo Many Times.
To Many Disappointments, To Many Heartbreaks.
Most Of My Life Was A Sad Moment...


What makes you mad?
Ignorance, Rudeness, Stupidity, People Who Don't Listen,
Clingy, Pushyness, People Who Act Like Im Stupid,
When People Try And Tell Me What To Do.

Have you ever had a song written about you?
Not That I Know Of. lol

What song makes you cry?
Tons. lol. The Biggest Though Is..
Little Bitty By Alan Jackson.
Not A Sad Song, But It Brings Back Memories.

What songs makes you happy?
Anything By Owl City!<3
Or From A Musical!<3<3

What do you like to listen to before you go to bed?
Anything Stuck In My Head.


Do you have a job??
Yes!


What does Your CD player have in it right now?
This Is The 20th Century. lol. I Lost Mine Back In The Day.

If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Yellow!

Height?
5'7


What taste is in your mouth?
Sour Cream & Onion Chips.
& Orange Soda! Haha! :D

Do you have a bad habit?
Biting My Nails. I Hate It.

 This Or That

Orange or Yellow?
OMG! My 2 Favorite Colors!
Yellow.


Black or white?
Black.


Green or Blue?
Green.

Day or Night?
Day


Summer or Winter?
Summer.


Vanilla or Chocolate ice cream?
Vanilla!

Cake or Brownies?
Cake

Several small houses in different places or a mansion?
Mansion.

Hot or Cold?
Cold.


TV or Computer?
Computer

Smile or Laugh?
Laughing!

Dog or Cat?
DOGS!<3

Pepsi or Coke?
Coke!

Caramel or Butterscotch?
Caramel.

Sugar Cookies or Snickerdoodles?
Neither.

Disney or Cartoon Network?
Disney

MTV or TLC?
MTV

Country or Rap?
Country

Comedy or Horror Movies?
Comedy

Wheat or White bread?
White

English Muffin or Bagel?
Bagel

Christmas or 4th of July?
4th!

Coffee or Cappucino?
Trista's Coffee.
When Its Made With Love Its Just Better. :) lol

Pizza or Pasta?
Pizza

Radio or CD's?
Youtube. lol

Playstation 3 or X-Box 360?
Playstation!

Guitar Hero or Rock Band?
Rock Band!!! Expert That On Vocals!

Pumpkin or Pecan Pie?
Pumpkin.

Rent or Go to the Movies?
Rent

Snow or Rain?
Rain.

Sunny and cold or Cloudy and humid?
Sunny & Cold

Candy or Roses?
Depending. As Of Now, I Would Want Candy.
From Anyone! Roses Would Make Me Feel Uncomfortable.

IM or In person?
Depends. lol

Mexican or Chinese Food?
Mexican<3


How old are you?
19 years Young!

What is your favorite food?
Cubed Steak & Mash Potatoes!

Do you wear slippers?
No, My Feet perfer the nude.

What is your favorite fruit?
All of them!

What is your favorite website?
Scribd, Youtube, Weheartit, tumblr

What is your favorite book?
OMG, Impossible To Answer.

What is your favorite TV Show?
Uhhh Either: Gossip Girl, TVD, New Girl, Greek, WWE
OMG! No, 'The Doctor'!! He Tops Them All!
Christopher Made Me Love Bald Guys!
David Tennant Made Suits, With Ties And Converse And Glasses HOTTTT!
Oh I meant Cool.
Matt Smith Made Bow Ties, Cool! And That Hair.
I want a mad man in a box, to run away with,
saving the world in a Tardis!

Do you have a specific religion?
Apostolic Pentecostal! <3

What color is your hair?
Brunette!

Who did you vote for or want to vote for in this recent election?
I Dont Even Know Whose Running.

Are you a nerd?
Oh, Most Definately!

What is your favorite sport?
To Watch- Football
To Play- Anything.

Look down. Is your shoe un-tied?
My Feet Are Going Comando.


Look up.Is there a light on?
No. and I Didnt Have To Look Up, Ha!

Do you use Germ-X?
Yes, Or Something Close To It. lol

Do you watch TV everyday?
Nope.

Do you write with your left hand?
Im A Righty! Leftys Scare Me!
Me: "OMG! Your Left Handed!"
Adam: "No, I Can Use Either, But Mostly My Right."
Me: "Oh Okay. Good."Bahaha!

How many hamsters have you had?
None! I Want One!!!


Have you ever seen the original Lord of the Ring?
Omggg! Sooo Long, I Have Tried.
Keep Only Seeing Part Of The First.
Them People Like Their Jewelry. :p

The Constipated Cow by John, Kristen and Tiffany.

We were really bored so we played the writing game, where one person starts a story (in this case, John) and he writes for a minute or two, then passes it off and so on and so forth. Well this story turned out Epic, thanks to me of course.

John (14 years), Kristen (12 years), Tiffany (19 years.)
_________________________________________________

There once was a cow who ate to much cheese. He then became constipated and sat around for hours doing nothing but twirling his hoofs. After hours had passed, he decided to go buy peptobuismal.

The cows medicine didn't work at all so he was constipated for quite some time. He then had to go to the hospital, where he found out he, or should I say she was a pregnant cow. She had always thought she was a he.

After 6 months of pregnancy, the calf was ready to be delivered. They searched far and wide to find the best doctor in the world. Luckily, on such short notice they were able to get Chuck Norris to deliver the baby.

Chuck Norris delivered the baby to find out that she who thought she was a she, was actually a he who had kidney stones. Chuck Norris then became angry and tried to kill them, but Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee came out of nowhere to save them.

But obviously Chuck Norris won because hes a beast! And Chuck Norris killed them all with a swift kick to the neck. When he was done there was blood and guts of all the species mixed everywhere. And he started to walk away. Two onlookers were found looking on, but they were unseen to Chuck Norris. The orange haired oddly shaped kid said to the green haired kid, "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."

People Say Funny Things! #2

Yeah Wonderful People! Again I say, "My Family Can Say Some Random Things." All of theses quotes, really happened, and are kind of funny...or maybe its just one of those had to be there moments, either way I love it! :D

Josiah (almost 4!), Michael (11), John (14), Me/Tiffany (19), Kristen (12), Trace (uhhh, 23...I think, darn he just told me too.)


JOSIAH: "Since your daddy died, I'll be your new daddy."


JOHN: "When are the beetles coming back in style mom? Cause you sound old."


MICHAEL: "I need a cup."
ME: "Well, I need a life. Those are harder to find."
MICHAEL: "You can have my cats, she had nine."


JOSIAH: (Watching Nyan Cat) "My cat doesn't fart rainbows, and she doesn't have a poptart on her belly."


JOSIAH: (Watching nyan cat attack.) "Oh. My.Gosh. That is so cool! I would ride on one!"


TRACE: "Your kind of a blonde."
JOHN: "But, The rough draft of one."
*LATER*
ME: "I can't believe Trace called me a blonde."
JOHN: "Your more of a rough draft of a blonde."
ME: So, I'm Original! :)


ME: "Why would John Travolta choose here to live?"
JOHN: "He was born here."
ME: "What?! The cute 'GREASE' John Travolta was born in ocala?"
JOHN: "Yes."
ME: "Maybe there is still hope for the guys in Ocala."


KRISTEN: "You posted a picture of the Breakfast Burrito you made on my Instagram!"
ME: "Yes! Who liked it?!"
KRISTEN: "A 10 year old, and 2 creepy looking old men!"
ME: "It proves guys like people who can cook!"
KRISTEN: "They're OLD!"
ME: "But their guys."


JOSIAH: "I love what your making for lunch."
ME: "I love your face!"
JOSIAH: "I love your feet... Can I kiss your feet?"
ME: "Eww, No. Feet are gross."
JOSIAH: "But only you have pretty feet, I love them."


JOSIAH: "Nobodys allowed to see you go potty till your married."
ME: "Josiah, Your looking at me go potty."
JOSIAH: "No, I'm gonna make sure nobody see you go potty until your married."


JOSIAH: "How'd your daddy die?"
ME: "Cancer."
JOSIAH: "How'd he get that cancer?"
ME: "He didn't eat his vegtables."
JOSIAH: "Yeah. Thats why I always eat my vegtables, cause I don't want that Cancer. It can kill people."


JOSIAH: "I'm gonna marry my mommy."
ME: "Who am I gonna marry?"
JOSIAH: "Your daddy."
ME: "But my daddys dead, remember."
JOSIAH: "Ohh. Ummmm. Im not sure then."


JOSIAH: (bathroom curtain falls when he pulls on it.) "Oh. My. God."
(runs and closes the bathroom door, hands over his mouth staring at it.)
JOSIAH: "You know how to fix that... right?"


ME: "Josiah, are you lieing?"
JOSIAH: "No."
ME: "Siah, Liars go to the devil."
JOSIAH: "Whats bad about the devil again?"
ME: "The Devil hates Jesus and mommy. Did you lie?"
JOSIAH: "Yes."
ME: "Tell Jesus your sorry."
JOSIAH: "Sorry Jesus for lieing."


JOSIAH: "I'll be older on my birthday."

So I Almost Died....

TESTIMONY!

So this morning I had the feeling to pray and pray and pray and I really couldnt stop, It was amazing. I thought maybe It was because of my Job interview. But all morning I felt God soooo STRONGLY! It followed me everywhere, and I just felt safe like, like no matter what I was going to be okay.

I was Driving to said interview and a guy tried pulling into my lane but he was barely ahead of me, just the nose of his car was in front of me, It was 2 lane traffic on both sides, I wasnt sure what to do and I put on my brakes, but I freaked out and lost control of my car and I was headed straight for on coming traffic, I saw it and I got ready for it, it was all happening to quickly. Instead of being straight in my lane, the car was completly side ways, I was going to get T-Boned. I could see the oncoming traffic literally 2 feet away from me.  

I closed my eyes and I said jesus, and my steering wheel was jerked from my hands and when I opened my eyes I was in my own lane perfectly straight. No crash, no nothing. I know for a FACT that GOD SAVED ME! I saw the traffic coming to me, saw them hitting there breaks and after I realized what happened I couldnt stop speaking in tongues and crying!

I am so happy I serve such a caring and loving God, and I thank God for making me so sensitive to his spirit. Thought it was awesome and wanted to tell all ya'll :)

90 Out Of 100 Things To Do Before I Die.

This Is My Bucket List.

100 Things I Will Do Before I Die.

It's Gonna Be EPIC! XD

White Means I've Already Done It! 

1. See The Sunrise Over Any Body Of Water.

2. Row A Boat Across A Lake.

3. Go Camping In A Tent Over Night.

4. Go Scuba Diving.

5. Be Apart Of A Live Studio Audience.

6. Have A Crazy Cake, Like On Cake Boss.

7. Learn To Play The Piano.

8. Make A Pie From Scratch.

9. Get A Build-A-Bear.

10. Taser A Person.

11. Go Paintballing.

12. Climb A Mountain.

13. Make A Scrap Book From When I Was Younger.

14. Ride On A Subway.

15. Do A Chinese Fire Drill.

16. Rock Climb. (Indoors)

17. Go A Whole Day Without Talking.

18. Be On A Game Show.

19. Visit The Bahamas.

20. Send Fan Mail.

21. Play 20 Questions With A Stranger.

22. Support/Donate To A Charity.

23. Go To Breakfast At Tiffany's.

24. Be Kicked Out Of A Store.

25. Meet The MIZ.

26. Write A Song.

27. Run A Marathon.

28. Spend All Day Picking Up Cans.

29. Go To A Spa.

30. Customize A Pen.

31. Use An Axe To Cut Down A Tree.

32. Work In A Soup Kitchen. 

33. Kick Down A Door.

34. Go To The Zoo.

35. Live Out Of My Car For A Day.

36. Ride On A Train.

37. Plant A Bunch Of Flowers On The Side Of The Road.

38. Ride A Mechanical Bull.

39. See My Dads Grave.

40. Be Vegitarian For A Week.

41. Give A Dog A Hair Cut.

42. Write A Blog. :)

43. Do A Walk-A-Thon.

44. Ride On A Dolphin.

45. Collect All 50 States Quarters.

46. Ride Every Ride At Bush Gardens In A Day.

47. See An Explosion. (Hopefully Not Dangerous.)

48. Cook A 5 Course Meal.

49. Design A T-Shirt.

50. Visit My Sister (Kim) In Texas.

51. See An Opera.

52. Walk On The Trail Of Tears.

53. Learn To Play Guitar.

54. Play Hide-N-Seek In Wal-Mart.

55. Put My Feet In The Gulf.

56. Meet Randy Orton.

57. Get An Autograph From Every Character At Disney World.

58. Stand In The Fish Bowl. (New Orleans)

59. Go To Comicon.

60. Go To An Art Show.

61. Adopt A Puppy/Dog From The Pound.

62. Learn To Waltz.

63. Get A Picture With Spiderman.

64. Graffiti Something. (Nicely)

65. Build A Tree House.

66. Go On A Cruise.

67. Write A Message In A Bottle.

68. Eat Sushi!

69. Learn To Tango.

70. Pet A Monkey.

71. Buy A Big Bag Of Candy From The Flea Market.

72. Remodel A Piece Of Furniture, And Reapolster It.

73. Make A Photography Portfolio.

74. Make A Bouquet Of Wild Flowers.

75. Water Balloon Fight With Paint In Them.

76. Learn To Kick Box.

77. Leave The Country.

78. Cerrane Wrap A Car.

79. See The Love Garden.

80. Feed Wild Animals At Busch Gardens. (Zebra, Giraffe, ect.)

81. Go To A WWE Event.

82. Do Yoga Regularly.

83. See A Broadway Show. (Wicked, Legally Blonde, Phantom Of The Opera, Ect.) :D

84. Learn To Surf. 

85. Talk With An Accent For Two Days Straight.

86. See The Grand Cannon.

87. Learn Sign Language.

88. Write My Number On The Beach.

89. See Adam Young (Owl City) In Concert!

90. Talk To Mitchell Davis<3

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Wal-Mart Scares Me! :)

Wal-Mart has a special way of freaking me out, but I always have a blast there! The people are so wierd, yet ohhh soo amuzing! And We Always Get A Little Funnier and Stranger There Too.


Guy: (says to his son and wife?) Boy, take care of your momma now ya hear. Don't let anything happen to her.
Boy: (looking terrified/sad) Okay dad.
JOHN: (as we walk by) First divorce I've seen in a Wal-Mart.


(Guy Running With His Cart In The Parking Lot)
ME: I think that was my High School gym teacher. Good to see he still active.


(Kristen Get Out Of Her Moms Car In The Parking Lot, Me & John Are A Car Behind Her. FYI, We Are In The Back Parking Lot Turning Around.)
ME & JOHN: Watch out for the guy in the bushes!
KRISTEN: What?!?!
(Guy Leaves The Building With A Trash Bag, Just Stares With His Hands Up.)


ME: (Singing!) If I die young, bury me in satin. Lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in the river at dawn send me away with the words of a love song.
JOHN: No. If you die young, I'll be in mexico cause I obviously had something to do with it!

^^(P.S. I Know Half This Song In Sign Language! XD)^^

BRIANNA: (asking Wal-Mart employee) Can I have your autograph? I've never been to Disney World, and this is as close as I'm gonna get.
(The guy actually gave his autograph!)

CheeZebrahhhh!?!?!?

The Birth Of CheeZebra!

Kristen put on a Zebra Shirt, over a Cheetah shirt.
For awhile we kept calling her a Liger! (Lion&Tiger),

But then we realized she was wearing Cheetah and Zebra clothes.

ZeTah, lame. Chebra, stupid. BraTah, what?

CheeZebra! Awesome!! XD

Cheezebra: Pronounced, Cheeze-Brah:

Meaning the mixture of a Cheetah and a Zebra!



People Say Funny Things!

Funny Things That People (and Myself) Say All The Time!
Kristen (12 years old), John (14 years old), Jason (7 years old), Josiah (3 years old), Me (19 years old)!

KRISTEN:Tiff theres a spider on the wall.
ME: I know I saw it.
KRISTEN: Atleast if it bites us we could,
ME & KRISTEN (Same Time): Be like SPIDERMAN!

JOHN: "What Would You Do If Taylor Lautner Asked You On A Date?"
ME: "Say Yes!"
JOHN: "Really?"
ME: "Heck Yes! Free Food!"

ME: Josiah Pray For Me.
JOSIAH: (points his hands to me) Jesus Name, Jesus Name, Jesus Name.

JOSIAH: My Dad Has A Big Gun, But He Can't Shoot Babies

ME: (got the floss stick, stuck in my teeth.) ARHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHH! (Seconds Later) Don't Worry I Got It Out.
JOHN: I Wish I Had A Brain Like Yours.
ME: No You Don't! Everyone Likes Talking At Once!

ME: "Hey! John, Kristen! I Should Change My Facebook Name To Tiffany Tiffany!"
JOHN & KRISTEN: "What?"
ME: "Like Kelly Kelly, Only Better!"

JOHN: (Biting My Shoulder)
ME: John Stop Biting Me!
JOHN: But I'm Edwards Colon!
ME & KRISTEN & JOHN: (Awkward Silence Staring At Each Other)
ME: Did You Mean Edward Cullen?

ME: Josiah What Should I Wear?
JOSIAH: Ummm, Wear This Dress.
ME: The Dress? Why I'm Just Going To Pick Up The Kids From School.
JOSIAH: BEcause You Look Pretty In The Dress

DORA THE EXPLORER: "Gracias!"
JOSIAH: "Your Welcome."

JOSIAH: "Are you going to Heaven?"
ME: "Yes."
JOSIAH: "Good. Do you want to come to my new house, when we live in Heaven?"

ME: "Oh My Gosh Jason! Its 4!"
JASON: "No, I Dont Want Pancakes."
ME: "What?"

ME: "Josiah, Dont put those stickers on the wall or Uncle John will get mad, and you wont be allowed to come back over."
JOSIAH: "I wont be sad if im not allowed back."
ME: "Why?!?"
JOSIAH: (BIG Smile) Cause I'll still have stickers